Hello!
To introduce the report: The most played song in Pattaya this trip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
For the new readers: I'm Xylanic, 31 years old from Washington D.C. in America and welcome to the X-Files-tales of a short time bandit who loves to drink water (Inside joke) and try crazy new things. In the following trip report you will see that this was in my opinion my craziest trip yet...from Gangbangs, orgies, MMF's, Sex Clubs, bad decisions at JP bar, fights at Flexx nightclub, Deaf girls, threesomes and once again Ladyboys this trip certainly brought home the bacon in chaos. This is my eighth trip to Pattaya. I prefer to give long descriptions of my adventures and write in a novella fashion. Short attention spans need not apply. I attempt to add lots of descriptions and tips in my reports to assist newbies on their own trips and wild parties.
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Just another day at Quicky Bar. I'm actually drinking a San Miguel here which was my daytime drink of choice, besides water, this trip. Sangsom Coke for the nights.
For the old readers:
I'm well aware that I did not fully finish trip 7 (Shocker) but the end of that trip was covered pretty well by Cardinal and I will be sharing a few stories from that trip in story format to round it off. This trip features the return of popular girls from prior trips such as Bee, Birth and May also. I did not attempt a live report this time, instead keeping a journal and enjoying my time in the moment. I feel this will make for a better report.
For all readers:
I'm going to do things a bit differently this time as I fully believe that you need to shake things up in your trip reports to keep them fresh. Rather than provide painstaking details of day by day like my prior 7 reports I will be posting the events of my trip in a story format. I also believe this will help me avoid getting bored writing as not every day is as exciting as some in prior reports and I hit long periods where I did not want to update simply because I did not feel about talking about the events of that particular day.
Additionally, I have dozens and dozens of photos from this trip and many of my fellow board members also have photos. This was a quick 9 1/2 day trip to sate me until January and Songkran. Unlike some of my prior trips, I rarely had a bad moment this entire trip save two: One, when an angry guy in front of Nightwish started a brawl and later on cornered me alone in a dark area of Soi 6 at 2am. The second involves agreeing to go back to a JP Bar Girls apartment instead of my hotel and being exposed to a scary situation involving ice and a crazy bar girl friend. More on that later.
I want to thank you for taking the time to read my report and encourage comments and feedback. I write because I want to help others and hopefully they will learn from my experiences both good and bad. I'm also pretty much a short time guy...I've never had a thai girlfriend, never have developed any feelings towards a girl and usually don't like longtime much because I sleep better alone. I enjoy the boys night out part of Pattaya more than the longtime experience and during this trip I threw a massive "Hangover" style bar crawl and my birthday party, both of which will be described in full in this trip report complete with photos.
First, for those who would like to see my other trips, some links to my older trips:
Trip One- http://www.pattaya-a...ie-trip-report/
Trip Three- http://www.pattaya-a...d-bottlesholla/
Trip Four- http://www.pattaya-a...n-and-insanity/
Trip Five/Two-http://www.pattaya-a...h-evenmorepics/
Trip Six-http://www.pattaya-a...-youre-invited/
Trip Seven-http://www.pattaya-a...-and-wonderful/
Cardinal's reports who has been a near constant wingman in prior reports and provides an interesting secondary perspective. I didn't see him as much this trip because I was either sleeping in short time rooms or he was working. Hope to spend more time causing chaos in January!
http://www.pattaya-a...__fromsearch__1
http://www.pattaya-a...__fromsearch__1
His current expat daily blog as he now lives in Pattaya. I have, so far, resisted the temptation as I think it would kill me. He keeps bugging me to move. =/.
http://www.pattaya-a...ng-som-diaries/
Finally, I owe Viking a bell ring in January. I had to make sure I mentioned this. More on this later. Haha. My final day I was low on funds due to doing stupid things like buying Furby's and Henny. More on the crazy fowl Furby later too.
The adventure begins. I will try to write a story every few days.
Xy/AJ/Adam
To introduce the report: The most played song in Pattaya this trip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
For the new readers: I'm Xylanic, 31 years old from Washington D.C. in America and welcome to the X-Files-tales of a short time bandit who loves to drink water (Inside joke) and try crazy new things. In the following trip report you will see that this was in my opinion my craziest trip yet...from Gangbangs, orgies, MMF's, Sex Clubs, bad decisions at JP bar, fights at Flexx nightclub, Deaf girls, threesomes and once again Ladyboys this trip certainly brought home the bacon in chaos. This is my eighth trip to Pattaya. I prefer to give long descriptions of my adventures and write in a novella fashion. Short attention spans need not apply. I attempt to add lots of descriptions and tips in my reports to assist newbies on their own trips and wild parties.
Just another day at Quicky Bar. I'm actually drinking a San Miguel here which was my daytime drink of choice, besides water, this trip. Sangsom Coke for the nights.
For the old readers:
I'm well aware that I did not fully finish trip 7 (Shocker) but the end of that trip was covered pretty well by Cardinal and I will be sharing a few stories from that trip in story format to round it off. This trip features the return of popular girls from prior trips such as Bee, Birth and May also. I did not attempt a live report this time, instead keeping a journal and enjoying my time in the moment. I feel this will make for a better report.
For all readers:
I'm going to do things a bit differently this time as I fully believe that you need to shake things up in your trip reports to keep them fresh. Rather than provide painstaking details of day by day like my prior 7 reports I will be posting the events of my trip in a story format. I also believe this will help me avoid getting bored writing as not every day is as exciting as some in prior reports and I hit long periods where I did not want to update simply because I did not feel about talking about the events of that particular day.
Additionally, I have dozens and dozens of photos from this trip and many of my fellow board members also have photos. This was a quick 9 1/2 day trip to sate me until January and Songkran. Unlike some of my prior trips, I rarely had a bad moment this entire trip save two: One, when an angry guy in front of Nightwish started a brawl and later on cornered me alone in a dark area of Soi 6 at 2am. The second involves agreeing to go back to a JP Bar Girls apartment instead of my hotel and being exposed to a scary situation involving ice and a crazy bar girl friend. More on that later.
I want to thank you for taking the time to read my report and encourage comments and feedback. I write because I want to help others and hopefully they will learn from my experiences both good and bad. I'm also pretty much a short time guy...I've never had a thai girlfriend, never have developed any feelings towards a girl and usually don't like longtime much because I sleep better alone. I enjoy the boys night out part of Pattaya more than the longtime experience and during this trip I threw a massive "Hangover" style bar crawl and my birthday party, both of which will be described in full in this trip report complete with photos.
First, for those who would like to see my other trips, some links to my older trips:
Trip One- http://www.pattaya-a...ie-trip-report/
Trip Three- http://www.pattaya-a...d-bottlesholla/
Trip Four- http://www.pattaya-a...n-and-insanity/
Trip Five/Two-http://www.pattaya-a...h-evenmorepics/
Trip Six-http://www.pattaya-a...-youre-invited/
Trip Seven-http://www.pattaya-a...-and-wonderful/
Cardinal's reports who has been a near constant wingman in prior reports and provides an interesting secondary perspective. I didn't see him as much this trip because I was either sleeping in short time rooms or he was working. Hope to spend more time causing chaos in January!
http://www.pattaya-a...__fromsearch__1
http://www.pattaya-a...__fromsearch__1
His current expat daily blog as he now lives in Pattaya. I have, so far, resisted the temptation as I think it would kill me. He keeps bugging me to move. =/.
http://www.pattaya-a...ng-som-diaries/
Finally, I owe Viking a bell ring in January. I had to make sure I mentioned this. More on this later. Haha. My final day I was low on funds due to doing stupid things like buying Furby's and Henny. More on the crazy fowl Furby later too.
The adventure begins. I will try to write a story every few days.
Xy/AJ/Adam