Trip report-most of it is true
Mon
Arrived in airport, use credit card to get money from ATM, left card in ATM machine. Damn
Take taxi to pattaya, driver does not speak english and does not know where my hotel is, spend hours looking for hotel. Damn
Check into hotel, everything looks good, Facebook my son and ex-wife because they face booked for fathers day, she asks me what I am doing in Thailand? Damn ipad busted me out, I need to turn off the location thing, how do I do that? She facebooks me back and said she kicked my dog, shot my horse and set my house on fire. I hate it when she does that, last time I used the horse for bear bait, it is supposed to work better then cow. Never did get my bear. Damn
Went to Night Wish had one beer, the girls there looked younger then my daughter. Damn, so after 2 days travel and no sleep and depressed about the dog(I have too many horses anyway), I could not even think about bar fining. Damn
Went to bed alone. Damn
Mon
Arrived in airport, use credit card to get money from ATM, left card in ATM machine. Damn
Take taxi to pattaya, driver does not speak english and does not know where my hotel is, spend hours looking for hotel. Damn
Check into hotel, everything looks good, Facebook my son and ex-wife because they face booked for fathers day, she asks me what I am doing in Thailand? Damn ipad busted me out, I need to turn off the location thing, how do I do that? She facebooks me back and said she kicked my dog, shot my horse and set my house on fire. I hate it when she does that, last time I used the horse for bear bait, it is supposed to work better then cow. Never did get my bear. Damn
Went to Night Wish had one beer, the girls there looked younger then my daughter. Damn, so after 2 days travel and no sleep and depressed about the dog(I have too many horses anyway), I could not even think about bar fining. Damn
Went to bed alone. Damn