Ten
Preface:
A different take on Gangnam style, still played way too often along with that damn Harlem Shake song. However, a good way to set the stage for this trip report.
This is what it feels like after ten trips...Except, I'm nowhere near as cool as Hugh. Or a binder.
Hi! I'm Xylanic, also known as AJ. This will be a detailed report of my tenth adventure to LOS along with some untold stories from prior trips. I was unsure if I would post this report and due to my reputation as taking forever to complete trip reports I'm sure some folks are skeptical already. However, I actually finished my eighth report pretty much in full and I thank everyone on the forum for making it my most read trip report I've ever done. For those of you who know me you can likely skip this preface section but for those who don't or want a deeper look into my current state of mind after ten trips to the Land of Smiles I'd invite you to take a moment and walk into my world.
Ten. Wow. In Three years. My, has time flown by. It seems like just yesterday I was sitting in my den writing my first trip report and looking forward to my first adventure out of the United States. Flash forward and here I am, well known on the forum for better and worse and now having made dozens of close friends, male and female, board members and girls. I've made a few enemies as well and some girls will have nothing to do with me and my "butterfly" ways but such is life. Some board members continue to think I am arrogant and "All about AJ" and that's fine. Inside, it couldn't be further from the truth as the people who really know me, like Skeeter, Cardinal or Viking, could attest to, but such as it is. I'm going to take a moment to tell you about myself and my trips....
First.....
I'm not confident in myself. I like making fun of myself and don't mind others doing so (Look at my profile for christs sake, haha). I don't usually come off as that in LOS or on the forum but inside I am. I lack self confidence and make up for that by a loud style of clothing(Usually urban style, wide brim hats, etc), extroverted behavior and at times being rather annoying. I'm well aware of my faults as I have spent a decade in Human Resources and one of my largest faults is my strive to be accepted. I have only been in one fight and my life and despise confrontation. I dislike conflict, including on these forums and usually shy away from it. I attempt to be a peacemaker and at times it backfires horribly but at the end of the day I don't want problems with anyone and only want to help people out. Sadly, my "character" of Xylanic often ends up causing problems even though I try my hardest not to 
. At the end of the day, I only want to be on good terms with everyone and spend way too much time "thinking too mutt" as the Thai girls say.
I'm 33 years old (Almost, in September). I travel to Pattaya about every three months. I am blessed with a decent paying but stressful job as a General manager for a large retailer in the states and due to almost 15 years with the company I have senority in vacation time and get nearly 2 months a year off in vacation which is very unusual for the United States. I live in Washington, D.C. so Pattaya is a long, long ways but by now I am used to the flight. Having been involved in Human Resources for so long I subscribe to the theory that having a vacation every three months is a great idea. Therefore, I do so. I have avoided moving to Pattaya so far as I believe your vacation spot should not be your home after a stint living in Orlando in the past after I used to love Disney World.
Ironic, huh?
I was unsure I'd post this report because of a few reasons, the biggest being that I have had half a dozen major problems with girls because of my reports. I've had my life threatened, had angry phone calls at 3am to the states, had some scary confrontations in Pattaya, etc. I don't post nude pics as I feel it's disrespectful and can get me in some major trouble and try everything I can to not be disparaging. That being said, the mere fact I rate most of the girls I go with and state where you can meet them has got me in trouble. I've said this every report and will continue to do so but I urge you not to give these reports to girls. It only causes more people not to post trip reports or move to advanced.
I don't post my reports in advanced. Some board members think it's because I want the attention but at the end of the day it's really not. It's because if it wasn't for posts by true board legends like Johnny Wilde and Bagel (I'm not a legend, despite the jokes and will never be one, haha) I would have never gone to Pattaya. They posted on the open forums. I was inspired and followed in their footsteps. I truly want to keep the city as a mongers destination and to do so will require convincing more people to travel to Pattaya. The biggest flattery I have ever had was board members who said they made their trip to Pattaya because of my trip reports. I truly felt honored and thanked them.
I'm honest. Everything I post has actually happened. I don't just keep it to my crazy nights out, gangbangs, orgies, supermodel girls, massive drinking sprees...I talk about the bar fights, the nights going home alone, the confrontations, the loneliness, the STDS (Yes, read the prior reports) the times I've been robbed, etc. Nobody's perfect and I'm one of the least perfect out there. I've had a lot of ups and downs in Pattaya and I try to be honest about all of them. When you get home, however, your worst moment in Pattaya is often better than some of your best back home.
I enjoy short times and usually don't do long times. This changed a bit in this report but I still didn't fall in love . The running joke is everyone falls in love and after ten trips I have yet to do so or ever have a Thai girlfriend. I've never had a desire to do so. Back home, I've been engaged three times and after three failures I pretty much gave up. I have no kids and have no desire to ever have kids. I enjoy the freedom and am also honest enough to admit I am selfish and that is a major reason I do not want to have children anytime soon.
This sums me up in a nutshell...Some know me as the crazy and heavy drinking Xyleezy, doing way too many short times in a crawl, etc...Some know me as that guy who is passed out in a gogo and throwing up everywhere (Yes, it happened this trip too). Some know me as that quiet, introspective guy who doubts himself way too much. I'm all of that but at the end of the day I write these reports to share my experiences and hopefully advise both veterans and newbies of what mistakes and successes I had. I also like throwing parties and hosting major crawls and do so on every trip...I usually pay for the food and any fees and have spent tens of thousands of baht on parties and don't regret any of it. I also like showing newbies around Pattaya and I'm sure many a newbie or former newbie can attest I do a good job at it and don't scam anyone .
I will be throwing a major birthday party in September 2013 with details coming and promise lots of craziness...I have brought dozens and dozens of board members to places like the Castle (Biggest bondage club in patts) Ladyboy bars, hardcore gogos where fisting is the norm and more...and will continue this trend this fall. I've always loved this forum and donated not just money and parties but probably well over a hundred hours of my time writing and detailing advice threads and my reports to help inspire others. I'm a writer, not a photographer so although I will have photos I tend to rely on the beauty of the written word. If you dislike long and detailed written reports you will likely dislike this report as well. If you want to be taken on a journey to my world, I welcome you to join me.
Your comments and ratings are always appreciated as is constructive criticism. It's you who keeps me writing and keeps me as one of the few who continue to write detailed reports here. I attempt to load them up with tips for newbies and veterans alike while understanding I'm not perfect and my tips may not work for everyone.
Anyways, for those who know me...let's get this started, shall we? 2013, Songkran..>Roll on.
Here are links to my prior reports:
Trip One- http://www.pattaya-a...ie-trip-report/
Trip Three- http://www.pattaya-a...d-bottlesholla/
Trip Four- http://www.pattaya-a...n-and-insanity/
Trip Five/Two-http://www.pattaya-a...h-evenmorepics/
Trip Six-http://www.pattaya-a...-youre-invited/
Trip Seven-http://www.pattaya-a...-and-wonderful/
My facebook if you want to connect or leave a comment: (Best way to reach me and connect with many Thai girls!) Www.facebook.com/Xylanic
I will try to update a story a week or so, this will be written like my prior report in Chapter fashion due to it's popularity in my last report vs. a day by day drilldown.
A picture of me..>Say hi if you see me! I appreciate everyone who has! That's Ice from Misty's with me.
Let's get this crazy train on the road...
Xyleezy.