Day 1
The time has arrived to board the plane and make my way across to pattaya for a 3 week vacation. I find this to be a perfect amount of time as I will not have to rush things. This is not my first visit to Pattaya, maybe my 7th or 8th and i am now in the comfort zone of knowing where to go to find what i like.
This report will not appeal to everyone as my tastes are not the norm. I love Pattaya but i do have one major fall back.......I am crap at drinking which means spending endless hours in beer bars holds no attraction to me. I do visit them but 2 hours on a night out is enough for me. I am an actually an early bird so very rarely do I ever make it to a night club.
But as we all know Pattaya caters for a wide variety of tastes and over the years i have been able to successfully fulfil my own desires quite happily and i hope someone will enjoy reading my report.
Arriving at BKK airport is always an amazing experience. I am a great people watcher and i love looking at the amazing ladies on view in the airport wondering how many of these ladies are up for purchase. The juices are starting to flow.
Getting a cab is never a problem walk down the concourse and some tout will shout an offer from the 2nd floor. Some people work hard to get a 900 baht ride but i average out 1100-1200 for each ride. If someone wants to rip me off £3 for a 90 minute taxi ride(costing £25) go for it, I live in London I can cope with that.
Booking into a hotel is never a problem in the low season and i happily make my way over to Sanya apartments. I have tried many apartments in the past but Sanya suites my tastes, relatively cheap, free internet, large room, great location, and a cheap motorbike hire on hand.
Once booked in it is now 10pm so i make my way to the beer garden. I love that location to start the evening, a plate of “panang moo”, great views, and a couple of beers and i am now set. Cruising up and down walking street gets me in the mood and head off to Bamboo bar. Well you either love this place or hate it but for me it has always been a happy hunting ground.
Pattaya has thousands of women and although variety is the spice of life I generally end up with a mature lady. I never go out with any pre conceived ideas but i do find pretty older ladies attractive and i am an old swine myself (48!!!). Feeling tired, 12.30 has arrived i clock on to a perfect short time partner.
Here I have to be honest and concede that i never any intention of finding a wife, a girlfriend or a long time fine. No, Pattaya for me is a hunter’s paradise and I intend to find as many different ladies as possible. Due to this poor attitude very rarely exchange numbers, or remember names, if they want to stay the night that is their choice but they are out in the morning with the milk bottles.
So after 5 minutes of mindless chatter with A it is the usual “1000 baht my hotel short time”, deal agreed and off we go.
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Great arse, stomach and legs is perfect . Combined with an old face this is a great purchase for me. Well how good was I night 1? I was crap after a 17 flight the “old boy” had no power and I was giving the UK a poor reputation at the shagging Olympics. Fortunately i do enjoy dining at the Y and so did A. My punishment for being crap was having her hand clamped around the back of my neck whilst munching on her rug for hours, listening to her whaling.........life is hard!
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A more successful outcome was reached in the morning and she was out of the door by 10. A good start and i was now ready for my first day time adventure...................
The time has arrived to board the plane and make my way across to pattaya for a 3 week vacation. I find this to be a perfect amount of time as I will not have to rush things. This is not my first visit to Pattaya, maybe my 7th or 8th and i am now in the comfort zone of knowing where to go to find what i like.
This report will not appeal to everyone as my tastes are not the norm. I love Pattaya but i do have one major fall back.......I am crap at drinking which means spending endless hours in beer bars holds no attraction to me. I do visit them but 2 hours on a night out is enough for me. I am an actually an early bird so very rarely do I ever make it to a night club.
But as we all know Pattaya caters for a wide variety of tastes and over the years i have been able to successfully fulfil my own desires quite happily and i hope someone will enjoy reading my report.
Arriving at BKK airport is always an amazing experience. I am a great people watcher and i love looking at the amazing ladies on view in the airport wondering how many of these ladies are up for purchase. The juices are starting to flow.
Getting a cab is never a problem walk down the concourse and some tout will shout an offer from the 2nd floor. Some people work hard to get a 900 baht ride but i average out 1100-1200 for each ride. If someone wants to rip me off £3 for a 90 minute taxi ride(costing £25) go for it, I live in London I can cope with that.
Booking into a hotel is never a problem in the low season and i happily make my way over to Sanya apartments. I have tried many apartments in the past but Sanya suites my tastes, relatively cheap, free internet, large room, great location, and a cheap motorbike hire on hand.
Once booked in it is now 10pm so i make my way to the beer garden. I love that location to start the evening, a plate of “panang moo”, great views, and a couple of beers and i am now set. Cruising up and down walking street gets me in the mood and head off to Bamboo bar. Well you either love this place or hate it but for me it has always been a happy hunting ground.
Pattaya has thousands of women and although variety is the spice of life I generally end up with a mature lady. I never go out with any pre conceived ideas but i do find pretty older ladies attractive and i am an old swine myself (48!!!). Feeling tired, 12.30 has arrived i clock on to a perfect short time partner.
Here I have to be honest and concede that i never any intention of finding a wife, a girlfriend or a long time fine. No, Pattaya for me is a hunter’s paradise and I intend to find as many different ladies as possible. Due to this poor attitude very rarely exchange numbers, or remember names, if they want to stay the night that is their choice but they are out in the morning with the milk bottles.
So after 5 minutes of mindless chatter with A it is the usual “1000 baht my hotel short time”, deal agreed and off we go.
Great arse, stomach and legs is perfect . Combined with an old face this is a great purchase for me. Well how good was I night 1? I was crap after a 17 flight the “old boy” had no power and I was giving the UK a poor reputation at the shagging Olympics. Fortunately i do enjoy dining at the Y and so did A. My punishment for being crap was having her hand clamped around the back of my neck whilst munching on her rug for hours, listening to her whaling.........life is hard!
A more successful outcome was reached in the morning and she was out of the door by 10. A good start and i was now ready for my first day time adventure...................