Ok I know their is a few little rules which we should all abide with while enjoying thai ladys.
Stick to the 3 day rule and dont put yourself through the meet the family experience but sometimes you say fuck the rules.
Anyway xmas time in Patts been there 10 days out of a 30 day trip.Meet a sexy little gogo dancer with her for her 2 days and to decide to head north to Nong Kia then onto Laos.When I tell her my plans over too many chang she says great I go home I travel with you.Well a couple of days in BKK then on to Nong Kia and after she has been whispering sweet nothings in my ears for 5 days I agree to visit her family in a drunken haze.
Well next morning I wake to my sweetheart packing my bag..saying you shower family outside.(Becareful what you agree too when drunk)
The whole tribe is in a pick up and they have even brought the local buddha.
They whisk me off to the village and if buying every scrounging fucker whiskey,beer,ciggerettes and eating road kill is your thing get yourself there as you will love it.The problem for me as they picked me up outside a hotel and the journey was at least 2 hours i didn't know where I was to get myself out of that shit hole.
I have travelled through a lot of Asia on backpackers budget so when I say shit hole I don't mean the conditions but rather everybody is trying it on.
While I was in captivity! plotting my exit(not that easy as the fuckers knew they had the golden goose)I met the one person in the village who could speak english,she had got lucky and met a rich farang but I didn't know this at the time as i thought the thai guy she was exploring was her husband.Next day farang turns up and thai guy just melts into the background with a bottle of scotch and 500 baht for his trouble.
For all you NED FLANDERS out there this is reality.
After 3 days I had a stroke of good luck,I run out of cash so had to make a visit to a ATM.I took this trip alone and promised I would return;)
Stick to the 3 day rule and dont put yourself through the meet the family experience but sometimes you say fuck the rules.
Anyway xmas time in Patts been there 10 days out of a 30 day trip.Meet a sexy little gogo dancer with her for her 2 days and to decide to head north to Nong Kia then onto Laos.When I tell her my plans over too many chang she says great I go home I travel with you.Well a couple of days in BKK then on to Nong Kia and after she has been whispering sweet nothings in my ears for 5 days I agree to visit her family in a drunken haze.
Well next morning I wake to my sweetheart packing my bag..saying you shower family outside.(Becareful what you agree too when drunk)
The whole tribe is in a pick up and they have even brought the local buddha.
They whisk me off to the village and if buying every scrounging fucker whiskey,beer,ciggerettes and eating road kill is your thing get yourself there as you will love it.The problem for me as they picked me up outside a hotel and the journey was at least 2 hours i didn't know where I was to get myself out of that shit hole.
I have travelled through a lot of Asia on backpackers budget so when I say shit hole I don't mean the conditions but rather everybody is trying it on.
While I was in captivity! plotting my exit(not that easy as the fuckers knew they had the golden goose)I met the one person in the village who could speak english,she had got lucky and met a rich farang but I didn't know this at the time as i thought the thai guy she was exploring was her husband.Next day farang turns up and thai guy just melts into the background with a bottle of scotch and 500 baht for his trouble.
For all you NED FLANDERS out there this is reality.
After 3 days I had a stroke of good luck,I run out of cash so had to make a visit to a ATM.I took this trip alone and promised I would return;)