ok so I’m leaving in 3.5 weeks first trip 
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I’m going with 3 mates none of which have been either one of the guys is a bit of a sook at the best of times so I thought this would be a good chance to get him back for being a pain in the ass so often....
so I was discussing this with another mate to see what his thoughts where and we came to the conclusion of setting him up with a lady boy... now we don’t actually want the lady boy to rape the poor fella, but we do want him to get a bit of a fright hahaha... I guess my question here is 1. How difficult will it be to find a smoking hot LB (whom we could not tell is actually a LB), and 2. Is it likely that the LB will accept our gag and help us out? we were planning on paying the LB and basically get him/her/it to just flirt and get quite comfy with our friend, even so much to get a bit touchy when the moment is right lol but not actually follow through with going back to his room... (Don’t think I could forgive myself if he actually went and tapped the lb but the boys back home will never let it go).
Would this be too horrible to do to him? lmao
Secondly I remember ages ago there was an EPIC page on here that had a good list of shows to go and see in patts.... I wanna dob in my other mates to be human dildos (with their fists)... I even heard one venue had a strap dildo that’s like a bike helmet and the girls F*** your head lmao..... I want basically a rough rundown of the dirtiest and best shows for the fellas basically a list of start to finish would be great, dirtiest to cleanest or cleanest to dirtiest I don’t mind you guys are the experts 
oh and what club would you guys recommend for hot women in a classy environment?
Thanks heaps guys can’t wait to see the responses to these haha