The Ladyboy....

Jeez!

        I think you'll be amused with this. I guess I was drunk, so my memory's not quite clear. What I do remember is this: I was in the bar where I usually go to play billiards (especially in 2011) and sitting with a girl, Ruby. And she left. And after she left, a waitress hurried over to me and said, 'That was a ladyboy!' 

 

I didn't know. Partly because I was drunk, mostly because I really don't care who is straight, who is gay, who is whatever. It just doesn't matter to me. I don't see why it should. 

 

Then Ruby starts text messaging me... I don't know how she got my number. She wanted to come and see me in my room... I told her I had a steady gf, Rosalie (not quite true, but I had to say something). And I told her all that Rosalie was doing for me. Ruby wanted to compete!

 

She messaged me, saying 'I do much more and good suck to you and swallow your cum and clean every inches to make is dry...' (verbatim, spelling mistake is her fault.)

 

And because I had idle time, I felt like seeing how freaky she'd get with me. So I texted her and said, 'Maybe I should tie you up and cum in your mouth,' to which she replied, 'sure why not ... if you qould like to try... there nothing lose if you try one time for. expercience.' (verbatim, spelling mistake is her fault.)

 

OK, since we got that far, I took it a step further and asked her (gross) if she'd let me pee in her mouth. She replied, 'hahahha we can try as long you enjoy'

 

Well, to be honest, I don't want to have sex with someone who has a dik between her legs... that's the first and most important thing- kills the whole thing right there- and very distant second, she's not licenced by the city, so I could get scammed by the police or the NBI (National Beareau of Investigation) for a lot of money. Right?

 

I told Rosalie about this, and showed her the texts... she laughed when she read them and said, 'Yeah, ladyboys are good.' 

 

But I know I'll stick with girls!

 

Life in the Philippines...