Hi Guys and Gals (I know at least one woman in the UK who reads this site – you know who you are Kate.....) let me introduce myself. I’m British and I’ve been a member of this board for a while but haven’t posted much in the past as I’ve not been to Thailand for almost 3 years so haven’t had too much to contribute until now.
That doesn’t mean I’m a novice, I previously lived in Thailand for 3 years. I spent 2 years in a small mountain village in the north where I was the only farang within a 10km radius which was certainly an eye-opener. I then had a year living in Chiang Mai before deciding about 4 years ago it was time to return home and do some of that ‘work’ stuff I kept hearing about in order to top up the pension fund.
I was an occasional visitor to Patts during that time and I last visited on holiday from the UK almost 3 years ago.
Are you getting bored yet?
There, that’s got your attention hasn’t it? More of those to come shortly.
Regarding my mongering habits I avoid go-gos and prefer to pick up my girls in bars as I like to spend time talking to them first and establishing a rapport before I barfine. I find this leads to a better experience back in the room and I rarely land a starfish. I prefer long times and usually look for girls in their 30’s.
Having said that, there’s nothing wrong with a quickie on the six when the need arises.
I can speak a reasonable amount of Thai so it’s not the end of the world if I find a girl with limited English. On my last trip I stayed with one girl for 8 days which looking back was way too long so for this trip forget the 3 days rule, I’m imposing my own one day rule! Whether I manage to stick to that you’ll have to read on to find out.
I’m here for 23 days, starting with a week in Patts then some travelling around and back to Patts for the last few days. I’m pretty useless at remembering the names of girls and bars so apologies for any misinformation.
Ok that’s enough waffle, let’s get started.
Day 1 Wow, did I just dream that start?
It had been agonising watching the countdown clock on my laptop wind down since I booked my trip 4 months ago but now the long wait over, my plane touched down at Swampy at 7pm. I presume you all know what an airport looks like so I won’t bore you with any photos.
I’d booked Mr T after reading numerous recommendations on the board. My plane was an hour late landing so I was worried whether the driver would still be waiting for me but no problems, there he was. Great driver, got me to Patts quickly but safely with just the right mix of conversation and snoozing time (me, not the driver that is....) I asked the driver how many times a day he did the trip and he told me that Mr T only lets each driver do 2 trips a day. As he said ‘If I fall asleep and kill passenger not good for business’ so that was reassuring.
I’d booked into the Chabba Hut Resort on Soi Buakouw. I was staying in a Pink Studio room which was similar to a bungalow you’d find on one of the islands. I’ve stayed there before and really like the place. It’s got a great pool surrounded by vegetation and the hectic road outside seems a million miles away. The location is perfect being close to my main mongering haunts, 5 minutes from LK Metro and 10 minutes from sois 7 & 8. Another BM has written a review of the place which you can find using the search function.
I arrived at about 9pm and it was time for a speedy shit, shave and shower (quick word of praise for the bum gun, god I love them – Thailand’s greatest contribution to civilisation, apart from the obvious that is). Feeling shattered as I can never sleep on a plane so shall I stay in and have an early night?........... You must be joking.
I had a bite to eat at Kiss Foods and then stopped off for a Singha at a beer bar on Soi Diana. Got served and then ignored by one of the girls there - ah well, if you’re not bothered about a lady drink up to you. Then I looked round and there were half a dozen guys sat round who were all being ignored by the girls who were sat in the middle talking amongst themselves. Looks like this is one bar that won’t become my regular hangout. I drank up and by now I was feeling like a zombie due to my lack of sleep. In this condition a LT wasn’t really worth it so I decided to get a motorbike taxi to Soi 6 so I could have a quick unload and then head off to the land of nod (who says romance is dead?).
I walked down the six and was almost manhandled into several bars but I was determined to walk right down to the far end to check what was available before making a decision. This resolve lasted until I reached Pussy Club and there was Noi, wearing an outfit about the same size as a pocket handkerchief, calling me over. My first reaction was to check behind me to see who she was talking to as it couldn’t have been me could it? Unbelievably it was so in I went.
I know what’s going to happen here, it’s the old trick of the babe leads you into a bar and then leaves you with a monster isn’t it? No it isn’t, she’s sitting with me. A beer for me and a LD for her, 5 minutes of chat and it’s off upstairs.
The walk upstairs would have been worth the payment alone, just to follow that arse up those stairs (I told you she wasn’t wearing much). Into the room. Credit due for the refurbishment by the way, the rooms are great. Ok you’re not reading this for comments on interior design are you, now where were we? Ah yes, undress in 3 milliseconds and into the shower (together).
A very pleasant mutual soaping and we move onto the bed. Plenty of kissing and groping (and boy, did she have plenty to grope). She then starts giving me a BBBJ.
What a great country this is. Four hours ago my plane was just touching down at Swampy and now I’m laying on my back, looking up at the ceiling mirror and watching the reflection of Noi’s head bobbing up and down on my dick. Welcome to Thailand!
This is where a problem occurs. Like many BMs I like to save up my fluids for a few days before a trip. The thing was, Noi was so skilled there was no way I was going to be able to hang on much longer. Being a gentleman I warned her I was getting ready to explode but she carried on regardless and swallowed my whole load most impressively. Her only complaint was that she didn’t have the chance to feel my dick in her pussy – what a woman and what a start to my trip.
Remembering my obligations to the Board I tentatively asked her if I could take a photo, expecting her to refuse. But no she jumped up and willingly posed in front of the mirror like the real trooper she is.
After we’d cleaned up and gone back downstairs I now felt wide awake, probably due to the adrenaline rush (adrenaline is white and sticky isn’t it?) so I headed off to soi 8 for a few beers. I ended up talking to a nice service girl in Rolling Bar 3 called Poo (I think that was the name of the bar, it’s the big one with live bands playing - told you I’m useless at remembering names). She was very charming and so was added to my mental list of potentials for later in the week and then it was off to bed with a huge smile on my lips.
Some photos of Noi. Apologies for the quality but I'd got a new camera and didn't set the flash right. Anyway, I'm sure you won't mind ignoring the quality and concentrating on the content.
To be continued..........